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Mike, your ability to spell bteaks my heart
Mike your poor ability to text bteaks my heart
bteak by mrboomski May 14, 2015
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Fill in the beaks 

the act of “insert action” to poachy smalls, it can mean a variety of things so long as it’s applying to the beak aka “poachy”

Ie, to fulfill a task with Poachy or complete an assignment with the aid of poachy/ receiving her help to complete a task

To “fill in the beaks” is , well, TO FILL IN THE BEAKS !
I be blastin that ass like a beak
Make ya poach squeak

Help me clap them cheeks
So I can fill in the beaks

Guy 1: man I gotta finish that philosophy exam, I better fill in the beaks

*calls a chicken over the phone*

“If you are to pass that test you best fill in the beaks”

Without the beak one cannot fill in the beaks
Fill in the beaks by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022
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James beak 

A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.

Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak
James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening

junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them
James beak by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022
poachy smalls, or poshy. Depending on what her current name or iteration of said name is, but typically the beak is referring to poshticles who’s property of The Forbidden One.

The beak is often seen in the tik toks of old J or even his Instagram and has appeared in his videos as well, it’s best never to mention her or even disrespect her for June takes IT VERY SERIOUSLY and is overly protective of her.

As said in the bibble as revealed to the prophet “weinacus”

“No one goes to the beak except through me” juniorisms 6:65
The beak is part of the prince of chaos’ line of hierarchy and familiars

Poshticles (botched) is the beak

June is the beaks owner and dad, and although can be distant is usually closer than one can expect

The beak, a farm animal or young child that’s highly connected to Junior

Norwegian breakfast 

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'

make a way to break away 

make a way to break away — the earnest effort to use every ounce of your courage, skill, heart, and drive, to create a path for yourself in this world.
I’m in the struggle EVERYDAY; I’ve got to make a way to break away.

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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