brutecrack

More brutal than crack

Jake: I just killed fifteen people with an axe.
Old Jim: That's as brutal as crack.

Harry: I just killed twenty-nine pre-school kids with a bulldozer and some dynamite.
Old Jim: Now that's brutecrack.

by NewSlacksMan April 21, 2009

buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

buttcracker

fucking good sex, that cracks your butt, but not psychically

my boi, tyrell, he a buttcracker

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Buttcrack

Buttcrack is the crevest between your tant and your tailbone that carries your fart up your back, so if you rip ass you don't have to smell shit.

If my Buttcrack was gone I would live a life smelling my shit all day. Buttcrack

by Ppatrick April 30, 2019

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010