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brushing the pony
brushing the pony by waikikimelon June 29, 2013
brushbate
To masturbate using a hairbrush, or toothbrush, or any other kind of brush. Often performed by camgirls.
Brushin-walker
A person who deems it acceptable to walk around the house while brushing their teeth. This person of course starts in front of the bathroom sink, but maybe was mid-thought just prior to entering the bathroom, he or she then remembers the thought and finds it okay to find the person he/she was initially talking to, sometimes two rooms and a flight of stairs away, to finish the thought with a mouthful of brush and paste.
This is just one potential reason for a person to "brushinwalk" others include: to find something in the house, to play out the last minutes of a videogame, to grab pajamas, ADD and ADHD could all be root causes and outside factors.
Most people who are not brushinwalkers do not like brushinwalkers.
This is just one potential reason for a person to "brushinwalk" others include: to find something in the house, to play out the last minutes of a videogame, to grab pajamas, ADD and ADHD could all be root causes and outside factors.
Most people who are not brushinwalkers do not like brushinwalkers.
Friend one to Friend two,
"I slept over at my new girlfriends house the other day I found out she was a brushin-walker, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Its kind of annoying."
Friend two back to Friend one,
"Dude, I'm a brushin-walker!"
Friend one,
"Dude, I totally forgot! Sorry man, it's really not that big of a deal."
"I slept over at my new girlfriends house the other day I found out she was a brushin-walker, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Its kind of annoying."
Friend two back to Friend one,
"Dude, I'm a brushin-walker!"
Friend one,
"Dude, I totally forgot! Sorry man, it's really not that big of a deal."
Brushin-walker by MrHomes July 20, 2009
Brushing Brunswicks
The act of accidentally rubbing your breasts (if a woman) or your shaft and balls (if a man) up against someone when trying to get past them in a crowded area.
1. Brooke just got done brushing brunswicks with half the people in line at the snow cone machines!
2. Bryan: this totally hot, busty woman just got done brushing brunswicks with me
Richard: niiiiiiceeee
2. Bryan: this totally hot, busty woman just got done brushing brunswicks with me
Richard: niiiiiiceeee
Brushing Brunswicks by Jules Smooter February 19, 2010
Bushians
A group of people acting like President George w. Bush. Sometimes for a short period of time, sometimes a long one. You would usually try to get away from them because they're acting like idiots.
Man look at those Bushians over there!
Bushians by Logan Donoughe April 10, 2006
Air Brushin'
The act of receiving phenomenal head from a guy or girl so that it feels like a light spring breeze enveloping your genitalia. Like a feathery touching sensation of the scrotum. A higher level of apple knobby.
Liam: "Eric tonight was so good. I had a three some at this crazy house party and then this girl blew me. It was like she was air brushin' my dick."
Air Brushin' by Crotcheola May 21, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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