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Brushin-walker 

A person who deems it acceptable to walk around the house while brushing their teeth. This person of course starts in front of the bathroom sink, but maybe was mid-thought just prior to entering the bathroom, he or she then remembers the thought and finds it okay to find the person he/she was initially talking to, sometimes two rooms and a flight of stairs away, to finish the thought with a mouthful of brush and paste.

This is just one potential reason for a person to "brushinwalk" others include: to find something in the house, to play out the last minutes of a videogame, to grab pajamas, ADD and ADHD could all be root causes and outside factors.

Most people who are not brushinwalkers do not like brushinwalkers.
Friend one to Friend two,
"I slept over at my new girlfriends house the other day I found out she was a brushin-walker, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Its kind of annoying."

Friend two back to Friend one,
"Dude, I'm a brushin-walker!"

Friend one,
"Dude, I totally forgot! Sorry man, it's really not that big of a deal."
Brushin-walker by MrHomes July 20, 2009
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007