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brocialism

Brocialism is a brocial and broconomic system characterized by brocial ownership of the means of broduction and co-operative management of the broconomy as well as a brolitical theory and movement that aims at the establishment of such a system. "Brocial ownership" may refer to cooperative enterprises (ragers, keggers, hospital visits, etc), common ownership (brotein powder, pizza, weights), or any combinajtion of these. There are many varieties of brocialism and there is no single definition encapsulating the boundlessness nature of brociety.
"Bill Clinton's economic policies are capitalistic, but his Oval Office policy with brunettes define brocialism."
brocialism by APB&KC February 20, 2014

brocialism

Brocialism is the political, social, and economic ideology of those who claim to have Socialist or Communist leanings, but whose behaviour or beliefs are hypocritically sexist. A brocialist will probably even claim to be a feminist, and actively supportive of women's equality, sometimes in the same moment that they treat women like dirt. Brocialist party meetings often consist of nine guys explaining Trotsky to each other while two women sit silent and forgotten in the corner.
She couldn't believe the level of brocialism present at her branch meeting. It was basically just a frat party with assigned readings.
brocialism by JohnMoreDread December 26, 2015
The act of performing a facial cum-shot on a younger female whom has braces.

In order to pull a Bracial off effectively, the girl must be willing to take the cum-shot in the mouth, and once it occurs, she is to smile widely and allow her partner to skeet all over her braces while she maintains eye contact and the smile.
...and so I pulled out, she spun around and dropped to her knees and said 'Cum all over my fucking braces' as she grinned. As she cupped my balls and stuck her tongue out I blew my load ALL over her braces, and she just smiled up at me the whole time... And THAT my friends, is how a Bracial is executed!
Bracial by xSiNNx February 20, 2011

brocialize

(verb)
The act of socializing with the bros by one who is a bro.
"Brian kept saying all this fucked up shit last night in front of everyone. I think he needs some more practice brocializing."

"If those dudes brocialize any more, I think they might brocreate tonight."
brocialize by Portlyone October 28, 2009

brocial studies 

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.
"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."
brocial studies by ali mac April 19, 2010

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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