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broyhill 

The act of having raucous sex on a shitty piece of furniture. Often results in breakage and possible injury.

References the P.O.S. furniture they give away on the Price Is Right.

This act could also be called "barker ballin."
I used to broyhill this chick on 5th floor of Pritchard until the crappy table broke and threw-out my back.
broyhill by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005
Words you can keep

brochill 

to relax and/or engage in leisure activities with other bros; to chill with one or more bros
Noah: "What are you doing tonight?"
Matt: "Nothin, wanna brochill?"
Noah: "Yeah bro, I'll bring the gamecube"

Chris: "Bro, I'm stoked for this weekend"
Ryan: "Yeah, bro, it's gonna be gnarly- we'll ski all day and then brochill at the chalet."
brochill by American Ninja January 23, 2008

brochillax 

To relax and chill-out with ones friends; to hang out. A hybrid of Brochill and Chillax, both of which are themselves hybrid words.
Dude, we're all too stressed - we need a night to brochillax!
brochillax by That Dance Guy November 24, 2009

Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!
Brochilling by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011

brochilling

Hanging out our chilling with a close or best friend. Usually involves lots of laughing, and doing nothing.
Dad: Sonia what are you doing today?

Sonia: Brochilling with Kyle for sure.

Dad: What are you guys gonna do?

Sonia: Chill you know, play some COD and do nothing
brochilling by Tara The Terrible December 24, 2010

Brochillbro 

1. Positive dudes doing positive things 2. Dudes being dudes.
Bro #1: Hey Brochillbro wanna go send hard trad?
Brochillbro by Rollerblader 90 September 5, 2010

Brochillathon 

Noun. A marathon, or extended session, of bros chilling together. Participants must be bros. Lax pennies or beer must be involved. Note: a brochillathon in which ladies are present is more commonly known as an orgy.
Noun. A marathon in which one competes while drinking natty instead of water.
Erik: Dude, we haven't hung out in forever
Jon: I know man, we're definitely due for a brochillathon
Erik: I'll bring the brewskies

Bro: Dude, I just ran the Boston Marathon two-fisting nattys the whole way, it was an epic brochillathon.
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