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brown willis 

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex
I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later
brown willis by clyons55 April 26, 2014
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Brown Willie 

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.
Brown Willie by Sticka June 9, 2009

brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!

Miss Willie Brown 

A super hard wedgie that is so deep it draws poop on the underwear.
My cousin was acting up so I gave him a Miss Willie Brown and hung him on the door knob.

After you receive a harsh Miss Willie Brown you should throw your underwear out.
Miss Willie Brown by Schwoogie August 17, 2012

William brown

He is the coolest guy who u would fall in love with instantly he plays sport all the fucking shit and he has abs and the fluffy most prettiest hair in the world he has a personality and he is kind of a bully but he doesn’t mean it he is naughty and gets in trouble all the time by his admirer……when I first saw him I always called him hottie boy he does now know I like him…..I wish he liked me back…. Kaan-Alessio-dilan-will-Dominic and these other year 7s
OMG it’s william brown
William brown by OACC LIVY August 7, 2023

Willie Brown’s girlfriend 

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend

Willie Davidson Brown 

He is a bald predator who drives a black bmw he is on the sex offenders list and he has kids in his basement he lives at balgreen in Edinburgh near the gold course at the end
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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