brown cappin'

fuckin SHIT is about to come out of your aSSS!!

man that guy is fuckin brown cappin'!!

by yoa July 31, 2006

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

brown capping

When all of the body's energy is devoted to a not-entirely-successful effort at restraining the exit-seeking brown monster.

(Chocolate kissing the tighty-whities)

Brown capping usually occurs in heavy traffic jams

by Renaldo Wynn August 20, 2007

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

brown-capping

when you have to take a shit so bad that its halfway out of your asshole

"dude you excuse me for a minute, I'm brown-capping really bad"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"

by tinyballin32 June 28, 2008

browncappin

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.

by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

browncapping

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004