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browncappin

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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browncapping

Having an emergent need to defecate.
"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."
by Crawlover July 3, 2004
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browncasting

texting, tweeting, blogging, emailing, gaming or other online pursuits from a wireless device while on the toilet. particularly heinous if one skypes while taking a dump.
JD is a pig. He was browncasting WOW from a turnpike rest stop because he had the runs and decided to take a poo break.
by buttpirat November 14, 2011
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Browncapping

Dude, I have to crap so bad I'm browncapping!
by screaming j December 16, 2008
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brown cappin'

fuckin SHIT is about to come out of your aSSS!!
man that guy is fuckin brown cappin'!!
by yoa July 31, 2006
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brownramping

brownramp, brownramping, brownramped, brownramper.
The act of running over a person of mexican (or hispanic) ethnicity. running over being performed with a heavy motor vehicle (ie, Tank, Skid-loader, Semi Truck, Dodge Durango).
used as a placeholder for vehicular curbstomping
brownramp, brownramping, brownramped, brownramper.
The act of running over a person of mexican (or hispanic) ethnicity. running over being performed with a heavy motor vehicle (ie, Tank, Skid-loader, Semi Truck, Dodge Durango).
used as a placeholder for vehicular curbstomping
by kammoflauge_RL May 21, 2025
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