browncappin

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.

browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

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browncapping

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

browncapping by Crawlover July 3, 2004

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browncasting

texting, tweeting, blogging, emailing, gaming or other online pursuits from a wireless device while on the toilet. particularly heinous if one skypes while taking a dump.

JD is a pig. He was browncasting WOW from a turnpike rest stop because he had the runs and decided to take a poo break.

browncasting by buttpirat November 14, 2011

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Browncapping

A synonym for prairie dogging.

Dude, I have to crap so bad I'm browncapping!

Browncapping by screaming j December 16, 2008

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brown cappin'

fuckin SHIT is about to come out of your aSSS!!

man that guy is fuckin brown cappin'!!

brown cappin' by yoa July 31, 2006

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brownramping

brownramp, brownramping, brownramped, brownramper.
The act of running over a person of mexican (or hispanic) ethnicity. running over being performed with a heavy motor vehicle (ie, Tank, Skid-loader, Semi Truck, Dodge Durango).
used as a placeholder for vehicular curbstomping

brownramping by kammoflauge_RL May 21, 2025

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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