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Biotonically

Biotonically; BI-O-TONIC-ALLY. Covid-19 litigated by the deformation of the existence of which you dispermated into the exesitance of The Matrix.
I Biotonically am formalitized to only answer to non biotonical related issues. White lives matter, no matter how biotonically sicalcel you make it, Trump.
by Biotonically June 20, 2020
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Biologically Fugly

When a person that is so fucking ugly(fugly) physically and mentally as well as so mindless they try to sound smart but are utterly mindless that no one, and I mean no one, be it male or female will ever want to date them let alone fuck them nor be seen in public with them or talk to them. There is no negative rating scale that describes this level of fugliness. They are just THAT fugly!
Guy 1: Hey y’all, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: which one?

Girl 1: the one with the FUPA, small tits, big belly, Double chin, sausage fingers, Glasses and green hair cut into a mullet?
Guy 1: yeah!

Girl 2: Yeah, she’s so Biologically Fugly that she’s trying to Identify as Non binary to up her chances of getting anything!
Guy 1, Guy 2 & Girl 1: Damn!!!!!
Girl 2: Yeah even THAT won’t help her ass!
by The Great Howdoyoudo March 16, 2023
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biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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biologically programmed

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Biologically bisexual

Biologically bisexual or BB is a sexual preference. People that are BB are bisexual to varying degrees and are only attracted to biological males who identifies as males or Biological females who identify as females.
Guy 1: hey man what do you think about that hot guy over there
Guy 2: i’m sorry I don’t like people like that
Guy 1: what do you mean I thought you were bisexual?
Guy 2: no I am biologically bisexual. I only like biological females that identify as females and biological males Who identify as male.
by DollarDS March 9, 2021
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