Definitions by HipStir

censortive 

People who are sensitive to the point they censor others opinions and/or truths that hurt their feelings

Did you see broski delete everything in the group chat on that topic because he was offended? He’s so censortive!

censortive by HipStir August 6, 2022

Error BnB

When you book an Air BnB on the wrong side of town…or the Air BnB does not match the description when you get there

We booked an Air BnB in a bad part of the city and our car got broken into and our catalytic converter got stolen…that was definitely an Error BnB!

Error BnB by HipStir August 6, 2022

Cryptbro 

A bro who invests sums of money in various crypto currencies...and that’s all they talk about now

Dude is such a cryptbro now, all he talks about is buying the dip and leveraging, awfully quiet when the crypto plunges

Cryptbro by HipStir May 25, 2021

shoption 

When you have plenty of options to shop for something, you’ve got shoptions.

“You don’t have to go to Amazon for everything, support a small business, you got shoptions!”

shoption by HipStir April 13, 2021

shoetuation 

a situation where you acquire far too many shoes for your closet, house, life, and wife (or husband) to handle

we've got a shoetuation on our hands here, there's 35 pairs of Jordan's in the closet and no room for baby clothes

shoetuation by HipStir September 27, 2017

bachelist 

a list of activities for a bachelor party, you can't plan a bachelor party without a bachelist

you make the bachelist for ya boys bachelor party yet? beers, bars, boobs? what are we checking off on the bachelist?

bachelist by HipStir July 25, 2017

tinvolved

when one of your bros gets too involved with tinder dates to hang out anymore, or even keep up with the group chat, he's tinvolved

our bro isn't drinkin with us tonight, he's too tinvolved

tinvolved by HipStir April 9, 2017