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brosure

An advertising pamphlet from an all-male emotional-support organization dat hawks a "cool dude sidekick" promise for anyone who joins da "fraternal" ranks.
This brosure promises awesome "fellow-cool-guy " companionship to any sociable dude who becomes a member --- think I'll check it out!
by QuacksO August 20, 2022
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Brosuke

The official nickname for Yosuke Hanamura of the Persona series. Not only does he refer to Yu Narukami (the protagonist) as bro multiple times throughout the game but he throws homophobic remarks like it's going out of style. His excessively bro-ish behavior earns him this title. Also, when Teddie moves in with him, his home essentially becomes a frat house.
Yu: Chie, have you seen a guy who wears v-necks and has a pair of dumb headphones around his neck at all times?
Chie: Oh, you mean Brosuke?
by Edrian Adwards June 28, 2013
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broscreen

When your bro uses his jizz for sunscreen and rubs onto you
"Yo jake and I went to the beach yesterday and we forgot the sunscreen so we used broscreen instead"
by Crumplesteam March 22, 2017
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brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!
Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!
by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013
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Brocure

The act of gaining alcohol or other illegal products with your bros through hey mistering, beer runs, or fake ids.
Bro, we need some more alcohol for this party. Let's brocure it at that corner store.
by Bigdippindgaf February 7, 2010
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blosure

1. When you get a blowie and she makes you nut.

2. Sort of like a severance pop, one last blow job before the break up.
Can you please just give me one blosure before I flip the fuck out.
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Brocurement

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.
by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011
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