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sunscreen 

derogatory word for lighter skinned people. Originally used on the San Diego Punk Board (thepunkboard now defunct). Popularly used for "white" people. Gabe says I invented it. That could be true.
Hey sunscreen, can you put in some Barry Manilow?

sunscreen 

for a male to force his dick into a womans ear and inject sperm with enough force to bust the ear drum. Can also be used against another male as a form of disrespect or dominance.
Pedro: "Yo homie why you skeet in my ear"

Mario: "Hey dawg you wanted a sunscreen"

Pedro: "WHAT THE FUCK i said i wanted some sunscreen"
sunscreen by Mallyn June 28, 2008

Sunscreen 

(noun) a person who is so unhappy and miserable in their own existence than they are as effective if not moreso than clouds at throwing shade on someone's happiness
Why didn't you invite Becky to Happy Hour to celebrate!?

I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.

sunscreen 

something you definitely need, regardless of how old you are, and untouchable you feel right now (me, at 18), to make sure you will always age gracefully (aka. for sure less wrinkles and sunspots). use A LOT! pick the highest SPF you can find, and reapply regularly, the sun has no mercy! and keep in mind that, broadly speaking, right now, that SPF pretty much refers to how often you need to reapply. understand the difference between a chemical sunscreen and a mineral one, read some reviews and pick the type you are most comfortable with. and yes, one will make you look a bit more white when it has a higher SPF, but it's healthier.

a tan is a skin burn, so it's damaged skin. embrace your natural, initial, skin colour, and don't blindly follow current beauty trends. think about your future look.

stick to the shadows, if you're seeing natural light around, this means the sun hits you in some way already, don't worry so much about your vitamin D, that's not how you optimise heath for your bones (but do go and check to see if you have a vitamin D deficiency, it might be genetic, and you might need supplements, you might need to take some vitamin D3).

don't go to the beach to get a tan, go for the view, the salty air, the vast open space for swimming, or just the pleasure of hanging around in water, if that's more your style.
Doug: i see light outside, the sun is there, somewhere. where's my 50+ SPF mineral sunscreen? this London weather is not kind on my skin. where are more clouds? damn you, global warming, damn you!
sunscreen by wokeup2this July 15, 2022

Sunscreen Nazi

Someone who forces you to wear sunscreen at all times.
I wouldn’t be burnt if you were a sunscreen nazi. Now I’m freaking peeling! Dick!
Sunscreen Nazi by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Sunscreen eater

A term used by Albertsstuff/Flamingo to describe a robloxian with a skin error that makes their face white and only their face.
Kid: Why is that dude's face so white?
Other kid: Must be a sunscreen eater.
Sunscreen eater by Yhop! February 18, 2020