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A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008
God of the Brocean
Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!
Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

brosiden 

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?
brosiden, king of the brocean
brosiden by lulwut February 7, 2008
Brosion (bro-shun) Not to be confused with bromance. Brosion is a bonding activity among friends, primarily guys, generally associated with alcoholic beverages, bars or sporting activities, and not attributed to any particular event or celebration.
Looking forward to some solid brosion tonight at the pub.
brosion by wingman1 March 23, 2009

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden 

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!
The most righteous of all brolords, famously known for his hit youtube network BrosiedonTV and infamously known for ordering steak and cheese grits from all you hoes during the great rapture of October 21st 2011
Brosiedon has the most brodacious brostache ever bro. Heck yeah he does, he's a Brofessional.
Brosiedon by BrosiedonTV October 9, 2011