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A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008
God of the Brocean
Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!
Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

brosidon 

Derived from the Greek god Poseidon due to his heavily bro-suggestive features such as his spiked out crown in the shape of an upside down visor. Used to describe a loyal and powerful bro generally after doing a particularly difficult favor.
Thanks for doing that bad one so I could hit that bitch last night brosidon.
brosidon by Badwulf August 11, 2013

Broskidoodle 

broskidoodle is a dope ass name to call the homies while engaging in some serious bro-mance. Be careful with this word for it is very strong and only to be used with the dopest homies..
Homie 1: yo broskidoodle

Homie 2: what’s up broskidoodle, nice ass by the way
Homie 1: no you baby 🌚
Broskidoodle by Natttt0 April 16, 2020
Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.
Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.
Broseidon by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010

broskiling

Someone who you find cool, sometimes they are your friend, so you call them that too.
1: Grace is my broskiling.

2: Why?

1: God, she's my best friend. I love her so much. She's crazy, but cool.
broskiling by Slaysian June 19, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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