broom hands 

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

broom hands by yardcrew February 20, 2011

broomhandle 

To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.

After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.

broomhandle by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009

broomhandle 

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.

Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.

broomhandle by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

Broomlands Breeder 

Derogatory term for a female with low self-esteem originating or living with the socially deprived Broomlands area of North Ayrshire. As a result of their low self-esteem and tendency to engage in numerous sexual acts with little protest they are frequently exploited. Due to this they are also noted to carry several sexually transmitted infections which often require a seven day course of steroids to treat.

The third initiation trial for entry into the local young team is to bum a Broomlands breeder.

Broomlands Breeder by AyrshiresWeirdWorld September 12, 2020

Broomhands 

One whos hands were merged at birth, with the yard sweeping, floor cleaning utensils known solely as brooms

The only living example is Mr Jack Burns

Look, it's him....mr Broomhands himself

Broomhands by Joyi July 1, 2004

broomhandle 

A sexual position involving a penis and a vagina, and his left hand index finger moving in a back and forth motion in another girl's vagina.

I'm going to broomhandle the shit out of those two Fly Honeys.

broomhandle by Ethan, Jared and Miles April 28, 2005