broom hands
broom hands by yardcrew February 20, 2011
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broomhandle
To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.
Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.
Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.
After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.
Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.
Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.
broomhandle by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009
Related Words
Broomhands • broomhandle • Broomlands Breeder • broom • broom stick • broom rape • broom broom • Broom Boom • Broom Closet • broom dick
broomhandle
v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.
broomhandle by the Beehandler December 4, 2010
Broomlands Breeder
Derogatory term for a female with low self-esteem originating or living with the socially deprived Broomlands area of North Ayrshire. As a result of their low self-esteem and tendency to engage in numerous sexual acts with little protest they are frequently exploited. Due to this they are also noted to carry several sexually transmitted infections which often require a seven day course of steroids to treat.
Broomlands Breeder by AyrshiresWeirdWorld September 12, 2020
Broomhands
One whos hands were merged at birth, with the yard sweeping, floor cleaning utensils known solely as brooms
The only living example is Mr Jack Burns
The only living example is Mr Jack Burns
Broomhands by Joyi July 1, 2004
broomhandle
A sexual position involving a penis and a vagina, and his left hand index finger moving in a back and forth motion in another girl's vagina.
broomhandle by Ethan, Jared and Miles April 28, 2005
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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