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To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.

After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.

broomhandle by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009

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broomhandle

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.

Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.

broomhandle by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

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broomhandle

A sexual position involving a penis and a vagina, and his left hand index finger moving in a back and forth motion in another girl's vagina.

I'm going to broomhandle the shit out of those two Fly Honeys.

broomhandle by Ethan, Jared and Miles April 28, 2005

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Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle by abolishme January 11, 2016

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boobhandles

One who has their nipples pierced indirectly giving them boobhandles.

Girl # 1: "Greg likes to play tug-o-war with his 14 ga. boobhandles."
Girl # 2: "Yeah, I'd tap that"

boobhandles by Christa_d April 15, 2006

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Boston Broom Handle

When it's your turn at the gangbang and a random dude reaches in and grabs your shaft to help guide it in.

It felt lucky to get the 2nd spot at the gangbang until an unexpected Boston Broom Handle happened.

Boston Broom Handle by Sir Hot Franks November 12, 2018

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bookhandler

someone who jerks off to literature and or proper use of grammer

my LA teacher is a bookhandler,

bookhandler by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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