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broomhandle 

To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.
After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.
broomhandle by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009
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broomhandle 

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.
Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.
broomhandle by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

broomhandle 

A sexual position involving a penis and a vagina, and his left hand index finger moving in a back and forth motion in another girl's vagina.
I'm going to broomhandle the shit out of those two Fly Honeys.

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle 

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.
"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

boobhandles 

One who has their nipples pierced indirectly giving them boobhandles.
Girl # 1: "Greg likes to play tug-o-war with his 14 ga. boobhandles."
Girl # 2: "Yeah, I'd tap that"
boobhandles by Christa_d April 15, 2006

Boston Broom Handle

When it's your turn at the gangbang and a random dude reaches in and grabs your shaft to help guide it in.
It felt lucky to get the 2nd spot at the gangbang until an unexpected Boston Broom Handle happened.
Boston Broom Handle by Sir Hot Franks November 12, 2018

bookhandler 

someone who jerks off to literature and or proper use of grammer
my LA teacher is a bookhandler,
bookhandler by Moe Lester May 13, 2005
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