Broomhands

One whos hands were merged at birth, with the yard sweeping, floor cleaning utensils known solely as brooms

The only living example is Mr Jack Burns

Look, it's him....mr Broomhands himself

by Joyi July 1, 2004

broomhandle

To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.

After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.

by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009

broomhandle

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.

Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.

by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

broom hands

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

by yardcrew February 20, 2011

boomandshits

A popular fried chicken restaurant in Vancouver B.C. called "Boom and Beer," will often give those who ate the chicken very knarly and long lasting bowel movements the next day.

"Aye yo Jacob wanna go to the gym this morning?"
"Sorry man can't, got the worst boomandshits right now. Totally worth it for the chicken though."

by bindijoelhal September 21, 2020

Boomhandy

The act of giving a truck driver a handjob while he is pulled over at a rest stop.

I just gave that trucky the best boomhandy of his life!

by Skinard July 1, 2010

Broomlands Breeder

Derogatory term for a female with low self-esteem originating or living with the socially deprived Broomlands area of North Ayrshire. As a result of their low self-esteem and tendency to engage in numerous sexual acts with little protest they are frequently exploited. Due to this they are also noted to carry several sexually transmitted infections which often require a seven day course of steroids to treat.

The third initiation trial for entry into the local young team is to bum a Broomlands breeder.

by AyrshiresWeirdWorld September 12, 2020