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bronished

To be banished from the brotherhood. (bro - hood)
John Smith was bronished because cock blocking is his way of life.
by Insane-Priest July 25, 2010
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Bronish

Everyone's favorite bro. This mighty brown is the epitome of awesome, and should be regarded as the highest class of friend, human, and occasionally prankster.
"Aye man, we hanging with tonight?"
"Only if Bronish is there, that kid is so dope yo."
by mamba5000 January 9, 2013
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brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013
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Banished to Brazil

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.
Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."
by grumbus August 22, 2020
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banished

to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.
bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!
by projectmcl June 26, 2004
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telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.
M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"
by channel_panel November 27, 2019
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party banished

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.
Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010
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