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A brunette that fails to dye her hair to impress "The Lads" usually associated with needing to get there roots done.
"That Bronde stick down the Port Cullis failed at dying her hair"
Bronde by Yokov October 6, 2017
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Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.
"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brodened 

When you go to make a bargain online purchase only to realise that no stock is available because one individual purchased all the stock to sell elswhere for a profit.
Oh man.There is no stock left to purchase. I have just been Brodened dude!!
Brodened by ozbargain lover March 14, 2011

Bronwen'd 

To get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free.
"I'm going to get so Bronwen'd tonight"
Bronwen'd by LivB November 21, 2012
The most coolest person ever and had the biggest penis ever and people call him gay but he has more clout than most of y’all so post up on him
Brynden fucked me last night and I still can’t walk
Brynden by Richard_342775 July 3, 2018

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.
Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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