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bromento 

A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.
Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."

Bro #2: "Nice bro!"

*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."
bromento by Dunks22 July 21, 2010
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bromentum 

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.
"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"
bromentum by ZagBro December 29, 2007
When dudes share a special moment with eachother.
The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.
broment by joshinatorg January 23, 2009

Bromentia 

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.
The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia
Bromentia by H0oHa April 3, 2011
A Bro moment exept it is a single word for laziness and style.
Bro: broment
Bro2: got that broment correct bro
Broment by Fan of Azu September 9, 2020
A moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.
"Bro dude that chick has a nice enough ass for a nice roll in the hay."
"BROMENT."
Broment by therealbrofessor March 22, 2010
n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk
John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."
broment by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
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