Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

bromantic

When a heteroseuxal guy does something romantic for another hetrosexual guy. Its a bromantic thing to do. Caution bromance is not to be confused with a gay relationship.

Andrew: 'Steve did we just call each other at the same time'
Steve: 'Yeah we did haha'
Andrew: 'Omg that's so Bromantic'

by CautionSteve December 14, 2012

bromentum

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.

"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"

by ZagBro December 29, 2007

Bromenclature

The act of substituting or changing a word to incorporate the word bro to make you more awesome or appealing to a crowd of fellow males.

Examples of Bromenclature :
"Randall hooked it up with a fake I.D. so I could mack on all the skeezy bar sleeze. What a fuckin Bromosapien."
"Dude, Eric copped out on us again to hang out with his woman, what a faux-breaux."
"Thanks for the lift Brobi Wan Kenobi!"

by Evan C January 5, 2009

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

blotential

when a girl isn't up to your standards but the bottomline is you'd take a blow job from her

Craig: Hey D, that girl has been checking you out all night?

D: Yea I noticed her she's got blotential but nothing more.

Craig: Well put D I fully agree with you.

by GREEKFUBAR1 November 15, 2011

broment

When dudes share a special moment with eachother.

The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.

by joshinatorg January 23, 2009