therealbrofessor's definitions

Designated Observer

When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.

A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.

by therealbrofessor February 21, 2010

Broment

A moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.

"Bro dude that chick has a nice enough ass for a nice roll in the hay."
"BROMENT."

by therealbrofessor March 22, 2010

Broccasion

St. Patrick's day, 420, Last day of classes, and Easter.

Chad: "I think I'm gonna smoke this fire deezle tonight."

Dirk: "Nah bro, save it for a special broccasion."

by therealbrofessor March 29, 2010

Inchestigate

To thoroughly examine the chest of a female.

Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.

Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.

by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010