brocha 

beard, or a mustache, word is usually used by cholo/gangsters

hey fool, you got some firme ass BROCHA there!!

brocha by cholosbbygirl13 September 8, 2009

brocha 

ang pagdila sa puki na parang nagpipinta gamit ang dila

-the act of licking the pussy like painting using the tongue

mukhang masarap yang puki mo, ma-brocha nga..

-your pussy looks yummy, i wanna 'brocha' it..

brocha by stringbean August 23, 2006

brocha 

to smooch a pussy to make it fuckin wet.

paki brocha mo nga ang puki ko!

brocha by 4th class August 25, 2003

Brocha 

Root words: BROke moCHA
Pronounced: bro-kuh

A beverage made by combining a packet of hot cocoa mix with black coffee instead of water/milk. Primarily made by office workers who can't stomach black coffee on its own, or are simply looking for a cheaper alternative for their sugary caffeine fix.

"Hey Jim, want to go get $6 iced coffees with me and the rest of the team?" "No thanks, I'll just stick to making a brocha in the cafeteria."

Brocha by 666tofulover69 August 15, 2023

Brocha Porn 

-Brocha (Spanish for brush) is Spanish slang for mustache.-
Brocha Porn is a gay fantasy/fetish pornography involving Mexican men who look like cholos fresh from prison. They are typically muscled, tattooed, shaved or slicked back hair and have a thick brocha. The sexual intercourse Between the men is usually aggressive.

“Hey vato you see OG Screamer in his latest Brocha Porn?
Homie looked all firme while banging Lil Puppets ass!”

“Simon fool I just watched it, he’s my favorite!!!”

Brocha Porn by Gay Vato September 15, 2020

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

brockhampton 

best boy band since one direction

wow i love brockhampton, saturation 3 is so good

brockhampton by adbastjtkssk February 11, 2018