brohemp

A surfer who crafts hemp goods, especially on days when the surf's flat.

Guy 1: Bummer brah, surf's flat. Let's chillax back on the beach and throw together some fresh hemp goods.
Guy 2: Shyah brohemp!

by Mathias Infinite April 27, 2006

Brohemochip

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself

If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.

by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017

brohemosabe

The bro version of kemosabe.

What's up brohemosabe?!

by lezbuds March 10, 2016

Brohemian

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.

After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.

by Bobro May 29, 2011

brohemoth

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.

Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."

by concussionme August 22, 2009

Brohemian Rhapsody

The beautiful lynguistic melody of you and your closest buddies singing on key in front of an audience at a bar, in the car, or on camera. Can be performed sober or drunk, preferably drunk.

The performance of their beautiful brohemian rhapsody had the ladies throwing their phone numbers at them.

Their brohemian rhapsody touched the lives of countless people.

by Andizzle-Dazzle April 27, 2009

broheme

a friend who is a fellow boheme

"Game on, Broheme"

reference: Hank Moody, Californication TV-series (episode 2, season 1)

by it's MISTER dude to you! November 25, 2010