A drive of epic broportion. Starts long after the sun has set and continues until the journey is complete. Must begin after 10pm and last for a minimum of 4 hours. Requires at least three bros. Usually involves little to no planning. A Cumby's Run before or during is a must. I few cigars and/or hitting up the local 24 hour Walmart at 3am is always a plus.

Alcohol is only rarely needed. Usually after a bad break up. Must have a designated driver. Take out all the back seats of your Suburban and just let all your thoughts pour out as you pass around a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Want to learn what it feels like to be a true bro? Fill up that gas tank, call all your bros, and drive! There doesn't need to be a reason! Just keep fucking driving. You will know when it's time to return.

Bro 1 - "Who is down for a Brodrive tonight?"

Bro 2 - "To where?"

Bro 1 - "Everywhere"

Brodrive by WeilbaJosh March 28, 2014

Brodrick

Kick ass lvl 20 warrior/priest from the medieval ages.

That guy just went Brodrick on his ass!

Brodrick by Brodrickstone February 3, 2010

Brodric

An amazing person! SEXY BEAST the best friend you ever want. Someone you would want in your corner he will never leave your side he’s the ultimate best friend...I love him so much THE BIGGEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN (Brodric) is my favorite person on this planet extremely generous he will give you the shirt off his back if he needed too this man is kind thoughtful and will defend the people he loves to the end you are the luckiest person alive if you have him in your life he’s like a brother to you that you always wanted 💗

Omg is that Brodric he’s so amazing 😉

Brodric by Cocoapuf March 1, 2019

BRODRIVE

Going for a long car drive with a select few of your closest friends.

Hey mattey what are you up too? "not much was about to go for a bro drive and get some HJ's."

"I thought that you were always bradford and pat were a couple? Apparently they just like going for brodrives all day"

BRODRIVE by Aquilo February 16, 2023

Brodric

Very emo hater on all sports fans
Micro penis
But very ok in maf and speling

Man brodric has such a shitty speller

Micro penis micro penis
emo
Not a douche

Brodric by Charlie is not emo October 13, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026