A drive of epic broportion. Starts long after the sun has set and continues until the journey is complete. Must begin after 10pm and last for a minimum of 4 hours. Requires at least three bros. Usually involves little to no planning. A Cumby's Run before or during is a must. I few cigars and/or hitting up the local 24 hour Walmart at 3am is always a plus.
Alcohol is only rarely needed. Usually after a bad break up. Must have a designated driver. Take out all the back seats of your Suburban and just let all your thoughts pour out as you pass around a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Want to learn what it feels like to be a true bro? Fill up that gas tank, call all your bros, and drive! There doesn't need to be a reason! Just keep fucking driving. You will know when it's time to return.
An amazing person! SEXY BEAST the best friend you ever want. Someone you would want in your corner he will never leave your side he’s the ultimate best friend...I love him so much THE BIGGEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN (Brodric) is my favorite person on this planet extremely generous he will give you the shirt off his back if he needed too this man is kind thoughtful and will defend the people he loves to the end you are the luckiest person alive if you have him in your life he’s like a brother to you that you always wanted 💗
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.