Brodrive

A drive of epic broportion. Starts long after the sun has set and continues until the journey is complete. Must begin after 10pm and last for a minimum of 4 hours. Requires at least three bros. Usually involves little to no planning. A Cumby's Run before or during is a must. I few cigars and/or hitting up the local 24 hour Walmart at 3am is always a plus.

Alcohol is only rarely needed. Usually after a bad break up. Must have a designated driver. Take out all the back seats of your Suburban and just let all your thoughts pour out as you pass around a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Want to learn what it feels like to be a true bro? Fill up that gas tank, call all your bros, and drive! There doesn't need to be a reason! Just keep fucking driving. You will know when it's time to return.

Bro 1 - "Who is down for a Brodrive tonight?"

Bro 2 - "To where?"

Bro 1 - "Everywhere"

Brodrive by WeilbaJosh March 28, 2014

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BRODRIVE

Going for a long car drive with a select few of your closest friends.

Hey mattey what are you up too? "not much was about to go for a bro drive and get some HJ's."

"I thought that you were always bradford and pat were a couple? Apparently they just like going for brodrives all day"

BRODRIVE by Aquilo February 16, 2023

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