Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.
Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."
Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."
1. A board game with pieces similar to tetris shapes. Each of the 4 players starts in one corner and connects their colored pieces at the corners of their other pieces. The objective is to use up as many of your pieces as possible.
2. An exclamation yelled during a game of blockus or any other event when you have completely blocked somebody.
When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.
"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."
"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."