brockus 

A guy with a big dick and that is lived by all girls and gets the girl he wants he is nice and loves cars

Dang Brockus is hot

brockus by My name is peto May 16, 2018

Brickus Brockus 

Brickus Brockus is a brick version of Bimbus Bobus from UTMP, nothing else.

B- Hey! I got another funny joke to tell u!
G- I swear to god, if its B-
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- Why are u like this?!

Brickus Brockus by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021

Brockism 

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.

Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.

Brockism by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011

blockus 

1. A board game with pieces similar to tetris shapes. Each of the 4 players starts in one corner and connects their colored pieces at the corners of their other pieces. The objective is to use up as many of your pieces as possible.

2. An exclamation yelled during a game of blockus or any other event when you have completely blocked somebody.

1. Blockus is the one of the greatest board games ever.

2. Player 1:Oh no your last move has completely

blockus-ed me.

Player 2: Boom! BLOCKUS!!!!!!!!

blockus by rat killah June 17, 2009

brocoustic

acoustic music listened in fraternities. Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, Etc.

"Last night I was jamming to some tasty Jack Johnson and Ben Harper. It was a brocoustic evening."

brocoustic by Zachboyofdestiny March 1, 2010

caucus blockus 

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

caucus blockus by Plotbert February 4, 2008

brocus pocus 

When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.

"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."

"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."

brocus pocus by prettypityparty November 26, 2006