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brobershop 

A barbershop run by white guys in their 20s and 30s who effect a Guido style or similar faux-macho prettyboy bullshit. Everyone who works there has geometrical lines shaved into their head and facial hair, and a haircut runs you $30.00 minimum.

A place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, "Bro, that's sick!" or, "Yeah, I can do that tape-up for you."
"Fuck the brobershop, I'm getting my haircut at the old Italian guy's place down the road. I don't care if I have to walk five more blocks. I pay half the price and don't have to listen to Tiesto."

"Dude, I drove by the brobershop at 11pm. Swear to God, they were still in there listening to Tiesto and fistpumping."

"Pacha NYC keeps the brobershops in business."
brobershop by Abdallah Price February 24, 2013
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Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

italian barbershop 

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair
That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.
italian barbershop by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

barbershop pole 

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox
Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.
barbershop pole by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014

barbershop specials 

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

Harlem Barbershop 

the act of having your haircut naked + your hair falls into your pubic hair, and later that day, when you take a shower, u think your pubic hair is falling off
I recalled my Harlem BarberShop when i passed the bathroom.

French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.
"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
French Barbershop by itothean511 January 27, 2011
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