bro-t 

a tools go-t. Enhancing their fake outter shell in order to make them look cool or look tough.

oh dude! check out that tool, he is rockin the bro-t. what a fag.

bro-t by stew pidassole May 26, 2009

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

That bro doesn't even lift 

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".

Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."

That bro doesn't even lift by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014

don't bro me if you don't know me 

the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.

Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.

don't bro me if you don't know me by broeylogano March 24, 2013

bro doesn't need autotune 

The definition of someone having amazing singing skills that they do not need the help of autotune to make their singing better.

"Bro doesn't need autotune. He sings so well."

bro doesn't need autotune by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

Bro didn’t have papers back then

For when to describe the time in the 1800s when alcohol and smoking were classed as the same level, and you question how they had enough papers or filters to roll cigarettes.

G - Hello flatmates, you want to know something interesting? Did you know they used to class smoking and drinking as the level societally?

L - what? Bro didn’t have papers back then

Bro didn’t have papers back then by Tiger154 December 13, 2025

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022