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A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.
Jay: "Hey Paco, look at that butter troll coming down the street."

Paco: "Yeah, why don't you go ask for her phone number?"
by CabronDeOz December 8, 2009
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An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".
Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."
by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014
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A genre of music that could be considered a precursor to heavy metal. Sounds mostly like generic 70's hard rock (Foreigner, Foghat, etc) but imbued with fantasy, Norse mythology, and homoerotic gladiator themes. Has song titles like "We Accept the Challenge," "Steal Your Thunder," and "We Live to Rock."

The most well-known (and perhaps only) proponent of muscle rock is Jon Mikl Thor, who is also known for producing a string of terrible movies over the last 30 years.
Announcer: "And now, playing his 'muscle rock', is Jon Thor!"

*Audience goes quiet in disbelief as a 300 lb. beefcake runs out on stage in a sequined loincloth and cape.*
by CabronDeOz July 7, 2011
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A clique or subculture consisting of people, almost always adolescent boys and young men, who are fans of nu metal bands such as Korn or Limp Bizkit, the latter being the eponymous source of the word "bizkit". The term dates from the late 1990s when a distinct subculture based on the aesthetics of said bands started to appear.

The characteristics of a bizkit:

* White
* Male
* Wears too many products like Axe body spray
* Wears flat-brimmed hats
* Acts overly aggressive, but is typically a coward when actually faced with a fight
* Spends a lot of money on his car
* Has a history of employment problems
* Has tribal tattoos and/or gauged piercings
* Has wardrobe consisting exclusively of graphic tees featuring graffiti art and extremely baggy pants
* More likely than most to impregnate a girl in her teens
See that group over there? Those are the bizkits. Stay away from them unless you're into head trauma and shitty music.

My friends and I went out to get a pizza, and on the way we saw a bizkit and threw our drinks at him.
by CabronDeOz February 23, 2016
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A member of a subculture or clique primarily defined by listening to the nu metal bands Korn or Limp Bizkit, the latter being the source of the name "bizkit".

A bizkit generally:

* Wears flat-brimmed hats
* Has tribal tattoos and/or gauged piercings
* Acts overly aggressive and macho, picks fights easily, but often backs down quickly when actually confronted
* Is very likely to impregnate a teenager
* Spends too much money on his car
* Has trouble holding a steady job, doesn't aspire to become educated in any way
* Has a wardrobe consisting entirely of graffiti art t-shirts and extremely baggy pants
* Has an extremely douchey facial hair style like a chin strap or a goatee
* Can come from any socioeconomic background, but generally tends to come from poor areas, can be considered a subset of white trash
Let's go on a drive and shoot bizkits with a paintball gun.

That guy's a bizkit, he's probably going to hook up with a girl, get her pregnant, and end up a fat loser still wearing Tapout shirts at age 40.
by CabronDeOz February 24, 2016
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A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.
"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."
by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009
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In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
by CabronDeOz November 21, 2009
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