The 3-year apart lightskin millionaire influencer brother duo known as ‘JetSet and TheBlondeJon’… AKA Josh King Madrid & Jon Madrid.
From Ohio and then moved to LA. Years later moved to the Inland Empire (IE) where they grew up until they graduated Paloma Valley High School and moved to the OC and LA to successfully pursue making millions as an internet celebrity.
Tommy: Look at those Instagram supermodel twins, they are smoking hot babes!
Joey Sendz: It’s not worth it bro, The Madrid Brothers already sealed that deal.
Tommy: Them too?! Damn, these buff-ass veneer wearing lightskins are studs. Not even gunna lie.
Joey Sendz: and they are rich with hella followers.
Tommy: I’m in the wrong industry. I need me some internet money.
Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".
Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.
Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"
One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.
Organizations that pair youngkids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers] are in practically every town & city nationwide.
A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.
“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."