britchie 

Noun. A rigid inflexible male whose incompetence renders him incapable of independent thought. He is an asexual example of the de-evolution of mankind.

A britchie resembles the likes of Mr. Garrison from South Park.

britchie by Alexis Tennenbaum February 5, 2008

Chode Britches 

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

Shitty britches 

A scenario in which an individual has pooped his or her pants, prompting those around this person to make fun of this individual with this term.

What's that smell? This boy's got the damn shitty britches!

Shitty britches by M618 April 3, 2013

puddin britches 

Hillbilly talk for jeans that are saggy in the butt area.

Borami: Megan has a cute butt!
Tucker: How can you tell? She's got some puddin britches on.
Borami: She was in here yesterday with some panda leggings on. That booty made me wanna smack it two times!

puddin britches by TheDanceDanceRevorution February 14, 2017

bless my britches 

This is a Southern exclamation of surprise.

Well bless my britches!

bless my britches by I, Wreckerrr December 20, 2020

sand britches

A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.

"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."

sand britches by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Nigger Britches 

The pants worn by an African American or pants worn like an African American would wear his pants

Look at that white boy wearing those nigger britches! They're practically on the ground!

Nigger Britches by gconrhi February 5, 2012