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Britches 

Pants, but in this circumstance it's a stand in word for "Bitches". It makes sense when you use it in a sentence.
What's the stitches britches?
Britches by Byrdman216 February 3, 2010

Britches 

A slang term for pants, most likely originating from the southern region of the United States, where instead of worldly education, the population is geared more for labor, mass produce and land cultivation.
Farmer: Hey Pete! Get your lazy rear outta bed, we got a lot of work to do!!
Pete: hold on old man! Let me at least pull my britches on.

I need a belt to hold my britches up.
Britches by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016

Britches 

An old, Southern grouch who uses outdated slang for pants or drawers.
Pull up those dang britches, you darn kids!
Britches by freakadeak May 17, 2018

Britches 

British people that give off bitch behaviour.
Karen’s mum and dad are such Britches.

Britches 

A word that a woman named Kaila will randomly use in a sentence one day that allegedly means pants, making you wonder if she’s actually a city girl or if she’s from the country…. - Gino
“He gon sh*t his britches when I take him to court for child support”
Britches by Ginoboyyyy March 31, 2025

britches holocaust

When an individual shit's their pants to an excessive amount, to the point that no amount of Tide could save them.
Every night Steamy Ray Vaughn gets up on stage and shits his britches. It's like some kind of britches holocaust.
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