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Brandon Bitchie
That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked)
He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
You: What up man?
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
Brandon Bitchie by MF Fry December 23, 2010
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mitchie bitchie
a queen king royal regal bitch who stalker fans the one and only Mitch mf Rowland (yeah he's kinda underground but fr listen to him)
he's on this really indie but freaky song called 'She' u prolly haven't heard it but go listen to it rn bitch
he's on this really indie but freaky song called 'She' u prolly haven't heard it but go listen to it rn bitch
omg mitchie bitchie is THE shit like they own me rn look how powerful they are frr I'm scared quaking in my tiddies
mitchie bitchie by stoptakingthecooldns October 20, 2020
Jack da bitchie
Jack da bitchie by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017
bitches be bonkers
Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"
This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.
Jamal: And why would you want him to?
*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*
Jamal:Monse? Monse!
Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
Jamal: And why would you want him to?
*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*
Jamal:Monse? Monse!
Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018
Hella Bitches
Where you get a load of female dogs in one place and pat them all at once because you really love dogs
Hella Bitches by almostbaked October 21, 2019
No bitches syndrome
The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
No bitches syndrome by Coochielesssince99 December 9, 2021
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