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Brandon Bitchie
That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked)
He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
You: What up man?
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
Brandon Bitchie by MF Fry December 23, 2010
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Ruby: He's not coming with us.
Jamal: And why would you want him to?
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No bitches syndrome
The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
No bitches syndrome by Coochielesssince99 December 9, 2021