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Mairis Briedis 

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.
Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.
Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022
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Bruised Turd 

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.
"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
Bruised Turd by conquest of turds August 23, 2021
Briseis is a very beautiful talented woman. She doesn’t realize this about herself but she will eventually.Briseis is barely used as a name but if you have the name, you’re very special.Briseis is a very funny person you can rely on if you’re sad or not.She would ride for anybody that would ride with her back.She’s a loyal woman.She has big dreams.She wants to do things, people haven’t done before.Mostly she has a hard lifestyle so she’ll think bad of herself.if you ever see a briseis, then you’re in good luck.she will bless your day with positive energy.briseis is a princess.if she’s ever your future wife then you got a good life as she knows how to treat you.
Mark:Yo that’s Briseis?

Anthony:yeah that beautiful girl.
Briseis by TooLit23 December 31, 2018

bruised throat 

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.
Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.
bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum  

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.
bruised plum by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

Briseida 

Briseida is a nice sweet taleted girl who can sometimes be lazy but gets up and puts work into whatever she's doing is somewhat sensitive when it comes to love briseida care to much about other but put there needs before hers she wired, crazy and funny when you get to know her well
Briseida is the definition of cute
Briseida by Briseida November 27, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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