brichitis

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.

Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis

by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Bitchitis

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

bruhchitis

When you can't stop saying bruh.

Nick: Dude! I can't stop saying bruh.
Vince: Looks like someone's got bruhchitis.

by PastelGothee March 31, 2015

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

bronchitis

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

by Luclear September 16, 2012