bruhchitis

Name: bruhchitis Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When you can't stop saying bruh.

Nick: Dude! I can't stop saying bruh.
Vince: Looks like someone's got bruhchitis.

bruhchitis by PastelGothee March 31, 2015

Get the bruhchitis mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Get the cardiovascular bronchitis mug.

bronchitis

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012

Get the bronchitis mug.

Bronchitis

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013

Get the Bronchitis mug.

brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

Get the brochitis mug.

brichitis

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.

Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis

brichitis by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

Get the brichitis mug.

BRUHCHIPS

An absolute sweaty bastard of a gamer. Friends with Jafar, LordVoloki, and BobDaGranny, and enjoys playing Bedwars and Duels in the Hypixel Minecraft Server.

STOP FUCKING SWEATING IN A CUBE GAME BRUHCHIPS!

BRUHCHIPS by hmmyeshmm November 3, 2022

Get the BRUHCHIPS mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026