Brickitis 

The disease of brick. A disease that lives and clings to people who are severely stupid. Also know as bricks. Most bricks cannot hear a dog whistle and will rob you of your gum to satisfy their gum addiction.

John- Can you hear that dog whistle?

Linda- What dog whistle?
John- I’m sorry but you got brickitis
Linda- Can I pls have some gum? I need it!

Brickitis by RyguyRomes November 27, 2018

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom

"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

brishitish by ifnitninitenithatheth July 28, 2023

brichitis 

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.

Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis

brichitis by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

brickpiss

the habit of other trades on building sites of peeing into buckets bricklayers keep their tools in

that twat Tarby left his brick acid in his bucket so i brickpissed it

brickpiss by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

Brickiest Brick 

The inspiration for the scout class tf2. "Ebullient, esoteric, enlightened. Leader of the Porta-Potty Plunderers; your porta-potty isn't safe. Passionate White Castle enjoyer and Crazy Frog enthusiast. Will only pay in half dollars." - Brick

Brickiest Brick is very cool, but you know what's better? Sex

Brickiest Brick by Brick Fan Fortnite March 24, 2022

brochitis 

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.

Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis

brochitis by abags March 20, 2011