Bruceitis

when someone/something that’s bruce has touched, kisses you and/or bites you on your skin, you will be sure to get Bruceitis.
(if this does happen to you please contact (300)-BIG-BRUCE )

Big dog bite me now i now have Bruceitis.
REMEMBER PLEASE CALL (300)-BIG-BRUCE if you’re infected or possibly can be.

by Naeer June 5, 2024

Bruceitis

Bruceitis is when someone/something Bruce has touched kisses and/or bites you. You now have Bruceitis. ( If u do have Bruceitis or might have it please contact (300)-BIG-BRUCE )

Bruce dog licked me i now have Bruceitis. REMEMBER IF U DO HAVE OR MIGHT HAVE “Bruceitis” PLEASE CONTACT (300)-BIG-BRUCE

by Naeer June 5, 2024

Brokeitis

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

bruhchitis

When you can't stop saying bruh.

Nick: Dude! I can't stop saying bruh.
Vince: Looks like someone's got bruhchitis.

by PastelGothee March 31, 2015

brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

brichitis

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.

Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis

by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

brochitis

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.

Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis

by abags March 20, 2011