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brianitis 

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.
Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.
brianitis by Rhinitis October 8, 2023
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Briannaism 

Briannaism is a disease that occurs(in girls) when you are so sexy that it is impossible for guys to not bust all over there pants in the girls presence
that girl over there has briannaism
Briannaism by steven mcnerney October 18, 2008
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boganitis 

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.
John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.
boganitis by bolshoi May 28, 2007

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom
"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

Briannisha 

An outrageously beautiful God fearing girl who will knock the crap outta someone if need be.
Your so amazing briannisha
Briannisha by you doing too much September 5, 2011

Braitism 

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.
That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.
Braitism by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

brichitis 

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.
Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis
brichitis by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020
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