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Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.
Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015
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bribie bribie 99 

In short an offer or proposal for sex from the opposite sex (gender these days) in exchange for drugs or even alcohol or weed that you are holding. sub note 99 66 69 as well
the chick knows I have, short text to me " bribie bribie 99" booty

Bribryontour 

A Youtube channel created by Irish charmer Brian O'Reilly (called "Bribry" by friends). Based in Dublin, Brian executes tasks on his list of "Things To Do Before You Die," raising cancer awareness and contributing to the Ross Nugent foundation.

The Ross Nugent foundation was created in memory of Brian's dear friend who passed away in May 2010. The money from the foundation now goes to blood pressure monitors within cancer wards.

Brian is also an accomplished musician, having released a buoyant EP entitled "Swings."
Bribryontour is a truly inspiring channel. I hope I can accomplish half of Brian's remarkable tasks in my lifetime!
Bribryontour by SheWhoHasHope December 27, 2010

Pussy Bribe 

When a woman uses her pussy to get what she wants.
I delightfully accepted the pussy bribe, but when she made me pay for dinner too, I cockslapped her, only to be completely embarrassed when she pussyslapped me through a table.
Pussy Bribe by Jackattack13 September 30, 2010

Bribeocracy

A system of government where citizens, corporations and other types of organizations, by means of bribes, are able to influence the governments political agenda to benefit thier organization
A government that allows corporations to donate large sums of money to a particular political party or politician has a form of government known as a Bribeocracy.
Bribeocracy by kolbyb1 March 8, 2013

Bush's bribe 

(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".

A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form to the IRS to get. Apparently "pennies from heaven", this attempt to bribe the American public actually increases the National Debt and no benefit will be seen, except that it will leave the Democrats holding a more disastrous fiscal situation when they claim the Presidency in 2009. The Republicans are actually trying to destroy this country's economy just to make the Democrats look bad.

The irony is that this is brought to you the people who preach "fiscal responsibility", and slam "tax and spend" liberals. This "tax less and spend more" philosophy is a natural consequence of twice voting in a President who can barely elicit a monosyllable without prompts, and whose response to the question: "Mr President, what is two and two?" would be "Ummm... about a gajillion, right?"
Guy1: "Did you get Bush's bribe yet?"
Guy2: "Yeah: sent half of it to the Obama campaign."
Bush's bribe by UncleDes December 9, 2008