brenthon 

Some dope ass guy who the ladies need to hit up 👀 !! Gives the best advice and can be trusted with people's secrets but don't try him !

Omg Becky you are being such a Brenthon !!

brenthon by yakagamdakauabwva August 24, 2017

Brentonium 

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

Brentonium by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

Church of the Brenton by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

45 Brenton Terrace 

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
See laura harbin-waters

Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.

P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.

45 Brenton Terrace by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022

Brenton 

An amazing guy. Loyal. Loving. Sexy as hell. Sweet. Known for his sense of humor and craziness. Loves to have a good time with friends. Loves making new friends. Will try anything once and if he likes it will do it more.Typically a country boy who loves to drink. More street smart than book smart. He is very open. He would give you the shirt off his own back if you needed it, but don't cross him because he is not afraid to beat someone's ass, no matter how big the other guy is. Afraid of nothing. Never backs down. Protects the ones he loves. He never forgets anything. Try's to be tough but deep down is a big baby. Has a heart of gold.

That Brenton sure is a good guy, he is so funny and affable.

Brenton by LovesaguynamedBrenton September 13, 2011

Brentonism 

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

Brentonism by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brenton 

Ability to make one's self sick when something doesn't suit them.

I'm going to pull a Brenton today because there is a big test in math.

Brenton by WRT1900AC August 15, 2018