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Benthon

Milf'ing your mom's best friend and having the mother forcefully watch the milf get plowed in the ass by the benthon'r while he finishes on the dog.
Dam ben gave your mom a benthon
by sadlmadlamk December 31, 2007
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Benton Middle School

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton
Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.
by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019
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Jarren Benton

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013
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Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.
When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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Benton

If you have a Benton in your life, count yourself lucky. He can be rough at times but always has the right intentions. He is the most caring and loving person you’ll ever meet. He is a very secretive person but if he trusts you enough and likes you enough, he’ll let you in. If you betray his trust you’ll be very sorry. Don’t get on his bad side because he won’t give you a second chance. When they love someone, they love them hard. If you are dating a Benton, never let him go. He will support you and will not let things go. He is the absolute king of comedy and is very sarcastic. Don’t compare him to other people because he will feel jealous. When he’s hurt he keeps his feelings in and won’t talk about how them. They are very harsh on the outside but they have a soft inside when it comes to friends and significant others. They are also extremely cocky and always up for a good challenge. They don’t take losses very easily though. Bentons always have a great sense of stye and are very creative. They can also be very forgetful but they will always remember the important things. Bentons are definitely very attractive and any girl will fall for his beautiful glance. Bentons will get scared very easily but will try to shake it off as if its nothing. When he says it’s “nothing” it is ALWAYS something.
“Wow I wish I was like Benton.”
“Yeah, everyone likes him!”
by april ludgate December 3, 2019
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Bentoning

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".
Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!
by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012
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Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.
by bobojr November 2, 2011
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