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Breiss is a friendly guy that everyone loves, if you have this name you are probably addicted to poker and parties
Ex: me and breiss lost 10 million cash in poker
breiss by Viego January 23, 2021
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To give a long, pointless rant to someone of superior knowledge to yourself, all the while never looking them in the eyes and being continually hypocritical.
I brissoned Jake and he didn't know if I was being serious or not.

My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.

I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!

She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
Brisson by Ryan Tacker February 9, 2009
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breiss • breissa • brissa • bress • bressert • Brissy • briss • Brissais • Bressing • Brisset
A Mexican/Hispanic/Cuban/ some type of Latina girl who is funny and low key can get a lot of man hoes. She’s really pretty and has light brown eyes. She can be really fucking mean if you push her but is mostly like a mom. Caring and kind to people she likes. When she gets herself a bf she LOVES THEM UNTIL THEY SUFFOCATE IN KISSES. She literally laughs at everything and her laugh makes other people laugh, cuz she sounds like a honking goose. A lot of guys find her cute and she catches feelings really easily. She’s also like blind lmao. She never really pays any attention to anything unless you’re actually talking about something she’s interested in. She likes 90’s music and vibes out to that shit. She seems like the type of person to smoke but she doesn’t because she’s actually a good kid lol. Brissa in overall is just really weird and fun.
Brissa never pays attention. Brissa is like IN LOVE with her bf.
Brissa by hehe07 November 8, 2019
They are the most prettiest girl you will ever meet, did I mention she is a complete baddie? Don't underestimate her, she is sweet but don't get on her bad side.She vibes to music all the time, whenever having to do chores, she will put music.Independent,intelligent,beautiful,unique is all you need for your dream girl..and shes the one. If you catch feeling theres a 90% chance she liked you after the first week you met.She can be blind in love..if you break her heart it will take long before she can recover, but from experience with a Brissa she just gets more of that baddie,independent,powerful vibe.You will most likely fall in love
person 1 : How is she so stunning,caring and intelligent, who is she?!

PERSON 2: Thats brissa..my girlfriend..its true shes amazjng 🥺
brissa by hahahaaaahaaaha January 11, 2021
A beautiful latin/mexican girl, who walks with class and sexiness.
She is sweet to all who come her way. An absolute caring person. May be quiet or shy, but just waiting to burst out of their shell. A born star. May sometimes overlook good opprotunites. Indecisive, for they dream with their heart and could see the good & bad of every choice they could ever make.
A good dancer, with a creative soul. Gives their heart away too easily, but only a couple times. Never is over someone they fell hardest for.
She's almost always laughing, because life is just good for her.

-Brissa is also a Short form of the Spanish name Briseida, from Briseis, the Greek name of the woman loved by Achilles in Homer's "Iliad".
Random Person: who's that sexy girl?

Random Person #2: thats Brissa man

Random Person: damnn shes beautiful & fine!

Random Person #2: and a sweetheart
Brissa by ursecret March 11, 2010
Hey mate, got plans to get busy down in Brissy this weekend?
Brissy by sarah jetty October 18, 2008
Money, Having Mad Money,
Gimme The Bressh
Bressh by Famous._Jay July 16, 2018
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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