Definitions by Bensky

Briesome 

A situation where three consenting adults gather together and eat cheese, often with bread, crackers and salami. Adding wine can raise it to an almost sexual experience.

Jo: “Have you ever had a threesome?”
Ben: “No, but I have had several briesomes. They were amazing!”

Briesome by Bensky April 5, 2020

Popover 

When a guy gets a boner and the tip sticks over the waistband of his underwear.

Ah, I can tell Mike’s excited. I can see his popover from here!

Popover by Bensky January 19, 2020

ride the french subway 

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

ride the french subway by Bensky August 18, 2016

Hashtaggery

The annoying act of creating and sharing hashtags to show support for a cause instead of actually doing something useful

Dude 1: "From the safety of my sofa and anonymous Twitter account, I support free speech #JeSuisCharlie"
Dude 2: "Man, that kind of hashtaggery really gets my goat!"

Hashtaggery by Bensky January 16, 2015

Nomnomnomophobia

(n) The fear of being eaten alive

Since his safari trip, Walter had developed nomnomnomophobia

Nomnomnomophobia by Bensky May 20, 2014

Magician's cloak 

Foreskin

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.

Magician's cloak by Bensky March 9, 2014