Briesome

A situation where three consenting adults gather together and eat cheese, often with bread, crackers and salami. Adding wine can raise it to an almost sexual experience.
Jo: “Have you ever had a threesome?”
Ben: “No, but I have had several briesomes. They were amazing!”
by Bensky April 05, 2020
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Nomnomnomophobia

(n) The fear of being eaten alive
Since his safari trip, Walter had developed nomnomnomophobia
by Bensky March 14, 2014
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Popover

When a guy gets a boner and the tip sticks over the waistband of his underwear.
Ah, I can tell Mike’s excited. I can see his popover from here!
by Bensky January 19, 2020
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Magician's cloak

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.
by Bensky March 01, 2014
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Hashtaggery

The annoying act of creating and sharing hashtags to show support for a cause instead of actually doing something useful
Dude 1: "From the safety of my sofa and anonymous Twitter account, I support free speech #JeSuisCharlie"
Dude 2: "Man, that kind of hashtaggery really gets my goat!"
by Bensky January 17, 2015
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