Popover

When a guy gets a boner and the tip sticks over the waistband of his underwear.

Ah, I can tell Mike’s excited. I can see his popover from here!

by Bensky January 19, 2020

ride the french subway

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

by Bensky August 18, 2016

Hashtaggery

The annoying act of creating and sharing hashtags to show support for a cause instead of actually doing something useful

Dude 1: "From the safety of my sofa and anonymous Twitter account, I support free speech #JeSuisCharlie"
Dude 2: "Man, that kind of hashtaggery really gets my goat!"

by Bensky January 16, 2015

Magician's cloak

Foreskin

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.

by Bensky March 09, 2014

Nomnomnomophobia

(n) The fear of being eaten alive

Since his safari trip, Walter had developed nomnomnomophobia

by Bensky May 20, 2014

Briesome

A situation where three consenting adults gather together and eat cheese, often with bread, crackers and salami. Adding wine can raise it to an almost sexual experience.

Jo: “Have you ever had a threesome?”
Ben: “No, but I have had several briesomes. They were amazing!”

by Bensky April 05, 2020