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Breeds Snakes 

Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!

Breeds Effect 

Unable to eat in underground restaurants due to Dr. G. Breeds' published theories about the propensity for insect infestations in those eating establishments...
I am unable to eat at the Mall Food Court due to the Breeds Effect; it is underground, and I read Dr. Breeds' article about the cockroach living preferences...
Breeds Effect by SurfaceFeeder February 6, 2013

If it bleeds it breeds 

A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"

Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:

Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day 

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like
“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday
“Sick, lemme cum on her“

Squishy Breeds

Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
Squishy breeds are adorable but cannot handle extreme weather

Panic Breeds

A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.
The panic breeds like to panic.
Panic Breeds by X turtles October 6, 2018