breeds
the term breeeds originated from the breeds resident and mean to gang bang jesus style crucifying your mum then penertrating them from behind this is known as a breeds.
breeds by matt breeds September 30, 2005
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Breeds Snakes
Breeds Snakes by +Crucial Monster Crew+ April 3, 2008
Breeds Effect
Unable to eat in underground restaurants due to Dr. G. Breeds' published theories about the propensity for insect infestations in those eating establishments...
I am unable to eat at the Mall Food Court due to the Breeds Effect; it is underground, and I read Dr. Breeds' article about the cockroach living preferences...
Breeds Effect by SurfaceFeeder February 6, 2013
If it bleeds it breeds
A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
If it bleeds it breeds by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
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national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day by lcnyxx December 18, 2021
Squishy Breeds
Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
Squishy Breeds by Tacochick2016 April 6, 2017
Panic Breeds
Panic Breeds by X turtles October 6, 2018
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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