breathqin 

bad bitch and is so cool. swaggiest tik Toker ever

“ Wow, breathqin is so swag!”

breathqin by Breathqin October 3, 2021

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

Cum Breathing Space Dragon by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

jizz breathing dragon 

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

jizz breathing dragon by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

Breathist 

(bree-th ist) Someone who is vehemently opposed, to the sounds, another person makes whilst breathing.

The sound of my breathing makes you angry? Is that really true? Are you....a.....Breathist??

Breathist by i wannaCUseeMEspeLLit March 26, 2021

Smokronized breathing 

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke

Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

Smokronized breathing by bananaman321 April 12, 2011