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breathin 

You still breathin, I heard they wanted you dead
breathin by BMoney January 26, 2005

Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

fat breathin 

a period of heavy labored breathing most usually associated with consuming a mass quantity of greasy, fattening, delicious food. this condition is usually accompanied by general drowsiness and napping on the couch. meant to imitate the breathing of a fat sweaty individual.
andrew: hey frank do you wanna go toss a football around or something?

frank: nah man i just demolished some dino bbq... fat breathing hard. ill catch you later
fat breathin by acatch68 December 11, 2011

hot breathin 

When someone standing next to you breathes heavily in your direction.
"We were watching that fight video and tony was standing over my shoulder hot breathin me"
hot breathin by Haywood Jablowmi November 30, 2016

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.
Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.